The NSFW Samuel L. Jackson Pontiac Ad You Were Never Supposed to Hear

Samuel L. Jackson’s take on the 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix GT is equal parts amazing and not safe for work or families. 

Long before actor Samuel L. Jackson was slinging credit cards for Capital One, he did a little voiceover work for the now-deceased Pontiac brand (RIP). The year was 2004, and while Chevrolet was out selling the final year of the C5 Corvette and its Z06 variant, Pontiac execs hired America’s favorite orator of curse words to advertise the 2004 Pontiac Grand Prix GT.

In the ad, GM and Jackson slam what appears to be an early 2000s Mitsubishi — “Just what compels a man to drive a car like that?” — before Pontiac’s own boring plastic bubble saves the day with “the largest V6 in its class.” (Although, to be fair, the 3800 series GM V6 is an ultra-reliable engine.)

But as with any creative process, there were outtakes that never made it to the final cut. And these are the most Samuel L. Jackson outtakes of all time. Exactly what you’d imagine.

(NOTE: NSFW language & you’ll have to watch it on YouTube.)

And now, for the rest of my life, I’m going to remember “the baddest motherf**ing Pontiac made!” among other choice lines. I hope you laughed as much as we did.