Corvette Wounded: Stop the Bumper-on-Bumper Violence

Ladies and gentlemen, the worst scumbags on the planet aren’t murderers or thieves, but rather the people who tap your bumpers in parking lots, and then speed off, never to be heard from again. I myself have been victim to these irritating little rats. Luckily, though, our next story doesn’t involve a cracked bumper as mine did.

One of our forum members, eaglehdz_21, just bought his new C7 Stingray Corvette. He’s literally had the car a total of 72 hours and about 100 miles, and someone’s already backed into the rear bumper of his new pride and joy. What tools, I say. Thankfully the damage to the car was very minor and can be fixed easily.

That said, what kind of world do we live in where people can’t even park their damn cars correctly without tapping the bumper of the car either behind them or in front of them. They should all have their licenses taken away by the government. Their cars should be repossessed, too. Idiots.

Let’s see some forumly love for eaglehdz_21 and his broken Corvette. Have you been in a similar situation? What did you do to either fix the car or make it better?

Chime in with your thoughts on the forum. >>

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